踩地雷[20三维币]

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-4 08:33:22

Hard of hearing

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain‘t it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It‘s Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let‘s have a coke."

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-4 08:34:10

早上来报道了。连建到场6层。

[ 本帖最后由 sumh 于 2008-2-4 08:36 编辑 ]

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-4 08:34:45

Movies changed

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn‘t help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You‘re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-4 08:36:06

New hearing aid

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven‘t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I‘ve changed my will three times!"

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-4 08:37:17

Wedding Anniversary

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he‘s getting sentimental because they‘re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he‘d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn‘t marry you. Tomorrow I would‘ve been a free man!"

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:19:28

这几天速度好快哦！只有200个楼层了。

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:20:15

早上刚刚起来，进来踩一下地雷。

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:25:05

多顶几下，坚持到底！

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:26:31

有些时候灌灌水倒蛮有意思的。

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:27:32

胜利的曙光快要露出来了，大家继续加油。

中原 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:28:13

还是说句吉祥话吧！祝三维网越办越红火。论坛里的坛友鼠年发大财。

中原 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:29:19

这样我能踩到吗。买了那么多次彩票还没有中过超十块的呢

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:30:20

外面还是冰天雪地，但阳光明媚，是个不错的天气。

xinfeng123 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:32:35

30毫米厚的雪，对我们来说是第一次遇到，太高兴了。

jiangh1969 · 发表于 2008-2-4 09:43:08

怎么个采法，有说明吗？

rocky2003 · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:34:15

现在是多少了，我能中吗？

bossardjiangyi · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:49:43

总共要多少层，确认下我来盖吧
建筑工人出身的，有力气

bossardjiangyi · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:50:39

如果是10000层，我看就免了，地球上还没怎么高的呢

titter

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:51:01

好快哦！

bossardjiangyi · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:53:19

天涯，给个层数，我好计算下，免得等下塌了

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:54:54

新年新气象！

bossardjiangyi · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:56:08

没目标，没前途，哎累了

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:58:24

原帖由 bossardjiangyi 于 2008-2-4 10:53 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif
天涯，给个层数，我好计算下，免得等下塌了

没事塌了从建！

bossardjiangyi · 发表于 2008-2-4 10:59:17

原帖由 hbh0606 于 2008-2-4 10:58 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif

没事塌了从建！

典型的官僚主义，怪不得好多豆腐工程bad

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-4 11:00:42

原帖由 bossardjiangyi 于 2008-2-4 10:56 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif
没目标，没前途，哎累了

怎么会没目标呢？灌到水漫三维！

:lol:

titter

		自动登录	找回密码
密码			注册

通知

[注意] 踩地雷[20三维币]