一个前台小姐的爆笑英语

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小姐：Hello.
　　老外：Hi.
　　小姐：You have what thing?
　　老外：Can you speak English?
　　小姐：If I not speak English, I am speaking what?
　　老外：Can anybody else speak English?
　　小姐：You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time.老外：Anybody here can speak English?
　　小姐：Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
　　老外：I want to speak to your head.
　　小姐：Head not zai. You tomorrow come.

ducheychey

我们上课的时候经常出现这样的事

LEONCHEN

wo kao  
hai zhen ta ma de you cai

chenzhaojun__01

One car come one car go,Two car pengpeng people die
事故现场描述

chenzhaojun__01

how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

chenzhaojun__01

you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 　
　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你

chenzhaojun__01

you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　

chenzhaojun__01

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之， 不知为不 知...
WATCH SISTER
表妹
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
American Chinese not enough
美中不 足
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过， 不要错过
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

chenzhaojun__01

I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。　　
you have two down son。
你有两下子
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
I give you face you don’t want face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸