（转帖）老外当场晕倒了

hengfan

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室.　　前台美眉左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲.
　　于是发生了这一幕----
　　前台美眉:hello
　　老外:HI
　　前台美眉:you have what thing?
　　老外:can you speak english?
　　前台美眉:if i not speak english, i am speaking what?
　　老外:can anybody else speak english?
　　前台美眉:you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait ,you go
　　老外:anybody here can speak english?
　　前台美眉:shout what shout,wait a little,you on earth have what thing?
　　老外:i want to speak to your head
　　前台美眉:Head not ZAI(中文),You tomorrow come!
　　KAO　，完全的中文式英文..
　　老外当场吐血晕厥中……

gypqwert

飘过。英语不错，中国英语。

czyabc123

真是牛啊，见过，哈哈

yangwenfeng75

:D :handshake

caichen

看了我好开心，完全中国式英语，强，谁想出来的。