搞笑翻译

唐昕晨

搞笑翻译：
1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此

　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

　　14．go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。

　　19．as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！

　　20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

龍杺起航

　　3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you ，too！

　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你！

lqj65

版主：you have two down son。
　　   你有两下子。

[ 本帖最后由 lqj65 于 2009-8-17 14:01 编辑 ]

LEONCHEN

where where titter

开亮

you give I face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
　你给我脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

石小孟

give you some color to see see

hejunzhang48

还是 where where 好笑

tftf

N多语法错误，相信这只有中国人看得懂。

dannl

high, realy high, brother realy cow!!   高，真的高，兄弟真牛啊

fld200

看过一笑。。。

lo709394

哈哈，好好笑啊！！！ :lol:

syzxcl48

纯汉语式翻译，呵呵

maici

open  yellow gun    :lol: :lol:

topdudu

WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

还是这个强！